I just asked a new colleague of mine whether or not he gambles, to which he replied, ‘not since joining our online gambling company.’
So there you have it. If you suspect you’ve got a gambling problem – or know for a fact you’ve got a gambling problem – follow our just-proven 3-step program:
1. Whip out your cell phone immediately
2, Call any of the 2,000-plus online gambling websites
3. Demand a job. Any job.
Happy & Healthy New Year!
(Bet it’s gonna be a great one?)